I know I wasn't here on Christmas Eve or Christmas itself, but I do want vur' much to wish everyone a belated but nonetheless sincere Merry Christmas-- in Volapuk, my favorite obscure artificial language, that's... lefredik Kritidazal!

I have found people here at Diaryland who are bright, charming, kind, and most pettable...

I hope everyone has an excellent 2003...

As a small long-eared desert hedgehog I just want to make a Happy Wuff! Noise for you.

Wuff!